ugh. i keep on looking at petfinder.com particularly this guy http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=5438154 i wish i could have a dog right now. ugh. what i really want is a huge ranch to take care of every stray ever. completely impossible i know. but it's sad to think of all the dogs that will never have a home, i wish i could give them one. dear homeless puppies, you're great, i wish i could take care of you all. love-me
I CAN HAS TEH FUNNIEZ??? www.ROFLcon.org i wish i had the funds to go to this thing. go to the schedule and look at some of the titles to the speeches and discussions. hilarious, absolutely hilarious.
mandy mandy! this post is specifically for you i tried to call you and tell you this yesterday but i think that i have an old number or something. (jae i guess this is for you too since you are into street art. . i guueeesss) do you remember the knitta please website? I SAW SOME KNITTED STREET ART YESTERDAY!!! i almost peed my pants! its on an electrical/phone post either right before or right after the nothin' but smokes on slide and (almost) 4th. you should check it out before someone takes it down or it gets blown away! it's several peices that look like doilies but they're technicolors! wonderful!! also the way i almost set the bar on fire was i was drinking flaming dr. peppers every time someone i knew came in the bar and on the 4th (also the last) one i dropped the shot (which is on fire) onto the bar (where they set your drinks down) and the bacardi 151 goes everywhere as does the fire. it was amazing and my only concern afterwards was that my finger hurt. i was refused service after that.
there was a fire fiiiiiighht!! you may think that you had a hell of a weekend. but did you almost burn your favorite bar down? oh. you didn't? i did. try and beat that.
yesterday i was driving back from san antonio and i hit a porcupine and a coyote. the coyote looked at me right before i ran over it. ugh. it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.
stop collaberate and listen i've decided i'm the most important person that all of you know. don't even try to deny it. the day you met me was the first day of the rest of your life. . . deal with it.
alright so i've been looking at porn more than usual lately since i have my own laptop blah blah blah. i've noticed something with alot of these sites they'll have a description of whats going on in the pictures or a synopsis of a video or something to that effect. the writing on these things is terrible, i mean the grammar the spelling the descriptions it sounds like a 11 year old who just overheard swear words is trying to put them to use. incomplete sentances and comma splices and wrong words all over. it's a shame really, not that it really stops me from going to these sites any way.
i am shiva the destroyer and i will kill you so tomorrow is tour de tech terrace. . i love this shit, i literally fucking live for an opurtunity to get drunk out of my mind surrounded by (semi) attractive people and ride my bike and the cherry on top of the motherfucking cum in your face pie is that i will listen to the texas tech football game on my mother's walkman. my drink of choice will be coconut rum and coke so if i haven't talked to you in years or something expect a phone call tomorrow that will be frequently interrupted by the sound of my stomach leavin my body out of every orifice available. in other news today at work some kid from new york and decided that he'd try to be funny. . guess what? I WAS FUNNIER!! this is how the conversation went (what i can remember of it) "relay ny opr **** may i have the nbr you're calling please ?" "yeah can i fuck you?" "i seriously doubt that" "why not?" "i just dont see that happening" "whatever i wanna fuck you" "i just dont see it working out between us" "what?" "i just dont see it working out between us i'm not ready to take that step in our relationship" "too bad i wanna fuck you" "too bad? too bad?!?! why wont you come and see our baby??" "i don't give a fuckabout your baby!" "not MY baby OUR baby. . when are you going to accept the fact that YOU ARE A FATHER!!" "what ? lady i dont give a fuck about your baby" "maybe you shouldn't have given a fuck 2 years ago when i wasn't pregnant! maybe you never gave a fuck! when are you going to send me the child support check? when are you going to come and visit shaniqua?? she needs to know her father!!" "lady i have a train to catch!" "PLEASE COME AND VISIT YOUR BABY!! SHE WANTS TO LOVE YOU SO BAD!! SHE NEVER DID ANY THING SEND ME THE CHECK PLEEAASEEE!!!" "LADY I GOTTA TRAIN TO CATCH!!" "OUUUURRR BAAAABYYY SHANNIIQUUAAA NEEEDS YOOU !!! THE CH-" -click- everyone around me was in tears from laughing so hard I AM A FUCKING GOD!!!
went to ACL and houston this weekend. it was seriously like one of those beer commercials where the people cram an impossible amount of stuff into a really short amount of time. paid 80.00 for a one day pass to ACL saw lots of bands but the best was bjork by far, would have paid 80.00 just for her. got to go to the zoo, a football game, ate kolaches for the first time and got burned beyond recognition at the beach. best weekend i've had in over a month completly worth the 1100 miles i put on my car.
the stock market is crashing FUUUCCKKKERRRRSSS last night i went to murphy's with coworkers and got fucking shitfaced, no funny stories there. but i had the coolest drink i've ever had in my life it's called a flaming dr. pepper you drop an on fire shot into beer!!!! AND IT TASTES FUCKING AMAZING!! and it fucks your shit up massively. i also drunkenly made out with the bartender who i've been trying to land all summer. score.
i have a note written on my hand that says "9:29 : drunkely fall in love with the cutest dyke i have ever seen" this resulted in one of my better stories, it's too long to write out here but if you want to know ask me next time you see me.
awesome monday i got day drunk and proceeded to have the most drinks in a day that i've ever had (23) i got so drunk that i passed a thresh hold into sobriety and then got drunk all over again. i took about 7 shots of tequila and i only threw up once. it was amazing.
meat! due to the fact that my younger sister is becoming a veterenarian and has to take classes pertaining to the meat industry i am going to quit eating meat because right now it disgusts me to the extreme. so vegetarian friends help me out bitches!!
the past week or so has been completly insane. if you've talked to me you know what all is going on. i was watching ferris bueller's day off and i remembered that it has one of my favorite scenes in a movie ever.
the shake it up baby part more specifically. i used to want to do matthew broderick so bad.
snow i hope i dont have to go to school today. i have an exam but on tuesday my proffesor said that if the weather was bad he didn't want us driving just to take a test and we could take it later. i sent him an email asking if he wanted us to come or not and he hasnt responded. i don't want to not go and then get in trouble cuz everyone else showed up. but i dont want to go if i dont have to. he needs to email me back but he's like 1028382 years old and prolly doesn't know how to work a computer.
snow! yes! i love snow! i wish i had a pair of golashes. but south plains blows my load for not cancelling all of the classes today. now i have to drive out to levelland in this shit ass weather just so i can take a quiz in my government class. otherwise i totally wouldnt go, i am literally risking my life so i can make an "A" in this class (which i will, bitches) wish me luck!
stupid so a while ago i thought of a comic-y book thing i wanted to do involving a forest fire, and the animals in the forest and set it up like a mock epic where the survival of the amazingly adorable animals rest in the paws of like, the bear or some shit like that, and make people cry and feel bad about not preventing forest fires and how it effects more than just people. but on my way to school today i realized that i totally stole my idea from bambi, fuckin' bambi. next time i post i'm going to have pictures of my stencil art, i swear.
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